It's time once again for "Tails and Tiaras", the kickoff party for the 2016 Beaver Queen Pageant! Join me at Parker & Otis Foods in Durham, where I'll introduce this years' contestants, judges, and other pageant officials. The Bulltown Strutters will be playing, too! Be sure to come hungry, since the generous owner of Parker & Otis is donating 50% of sales proceeds during the event to the Ellerbe Creek Watershed Association, the nonprofit which sponsors the pageant. Vote for your favorite contestant by "bribing" our judges.....they're as corrupt as any politician. And YOU CAN USE WHATEVER BATHROOM YOU WANT!! You'll have a "dam" good time!